Staying Classy

thedailywhat:

Who Won The First Lady Debate of the Day: Wait — you missed it?

Bonus: Stick around for the end.

[jimmykimmel]

wrathandangels:

cutesy:

i just laughed for like a minute straight

thedailywhat:

Passive-Aggressive Karaoke Review of the Day: On Saturday night in East London, an at-home karaoke night kept neighbors up till all hours, and one of those neighbors, Oli Beale, was not amused.

“I was lying in bed getting more and more wound up about it and then I just thought I would write a little critique of their songs as a way of getting through the night,” he said. 

On Sunday, Beale posted his review (embiggen) on the communal notice board at the flats where he lives. But he also posted it to Twitter, where it was retweeted several hundred times. 

Despite closing his note with “I hate you,” Beale promises it was all in good fun. ”The poor guys, they were probably just having a party. It’s not like I’m striding around absolutely fuming.” 

[reddit]

vorticity007:

chocoboco:

thehurminator:

I FOUND IT

THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME

It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.

Just look at this shit.

If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.

Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”

Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.

The horse is stoned as hell.

Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.

Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.

Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”

Best painting ever.